We don’t actually wear matching bras and panties all the time. Shocking, we know.—Nicole Lee, 31, San Francisco
We appreciate when you keep your condoms within close reach from the bed so we don’t spend ten minutes waiting naked while you search the other end of the apartment.—Sarah Knowles, 29, Brooklyn
If that piece of clothing does indeed make us look fat, simply say, “It’s nice, but you don’t look comfortable in it.” Most of the time, it’s true. —Nicole Lee, 31, San Francisco
It’s not that we like the flowers themselves, it’s that the flowers mean you’re thinking about us. And we love that.—Sherri Pitts, 43, Chino Hills, California
Even we know this: The craziest girls are the ones who seem the most normal at first.—Aminata Dia, 22, San Jose, California
Seventy-five percent of the sounds we make during sex are purely for you. That’s how much we care.—Rose Farnsworth, 19,
Nashville Black coffee is sexy. Bringing black coffee to us in bed is sexy, too.—Kady Ruth Ashcraft, 19, College Park, MD
Where do we put on perfume? Where we wish to be kissed.—Adriana Ball, 24, Miami
We love it when you go out and have fun with your guy friends, but stories involving not remembering your night tend to be boring.—Eve Gleichman, 21, New York
Your nipples make no sense to us.—Rose Farnsworth, 19, Nashville
We have a thing for nerds.— Christina Raine, 20, Richmond, California
We do hope we are way prettier than your new girlfriend.— Amanda Rawson, 22, Worcester, Massachusetts
When we say that nothing is wrong, we mean that you should know what is wrong without us having to tell you.— Lara Ehrlich, 28, Chicago
Pittsburgh We’ve really got our fingers crossed that beer commercials don’t represent real men. —Joanna Borns, 25, West Lafayette, Indiana
Men see what women do, but they never know what women think while they are doing it.—Verena Michaeler, 18, Brixen, Italy
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